standing in line at chipotle behind a dutch guy who just ordered “everything.” upon clarification they realized he literally meant he wanted every single meat and every single topping available. they asked if he had ever been to chipotle before and he said “no i love USA 🙂”
ben doyle
2,093 posts
professional magic: the gathering player
New York, USA
Joined March 2014
- shoutout to the german guy on this flight who used google translate to ask me if he could have a turn on my nintendo switch and then just straight up used it for the rest of the flight. i didn’t know you could do that
- Replying to @thewheatgermthey did make it for him and he seems really happy with it
- when i was a kid i would spend hours editing lego stop motion videos in imovie and all of them would end with 3 to 4 minutes of a black screen with a dedication to john lennon. i don’t know why i was doing that
- my aunt has been freaking out all day because she “ended up on the dark web.” i finally had her walk me through it and it turns out she accidentally opened an incognito tab in chrome
- i am on the phone with 911 in this picture because i heard an ice cream truck and turned around too quickly and fully dislocated my knee
- it must be exhausting to be this fucking stupid
- i have genuinely considered the implications of this but i swear to god there is not a better noun for it okayposting a selfie on twitter:
- playing hide and seek is just looking at google maps and asking myself this question over and over againHi! Silly legal question. Am I allowed to hang out here?
- shoutout to the chrome extension you can use to remove my writing from the internet
- the first ever jet lag the game mayor of new york city
00:00 - oh. are you stupid or somethingReplying to @lukebs37 @wendoverpro and 2 othersDid not expect them to be this far left leaning. 😔











