$260M market cap
0 employees
Proof of No Work.
useless coin
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@theuselesscoin
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Joined May 2025
- BREAKING: USELESS coin (200m market cap) has now flipped Stereotaxis Inc ($196.94m market cap). They develop robotic systems used in over 100,000 surgical procedures worldwide, USELESS coin develops nothing at all. Decades of research. Outpaced by nothing.
- BREAKING: USELESS coin ($240M market cap) has flipped Open Lending Corp ($237M). They've enabled $13B+ in auto loans across 400+ institutions. USELESS enabled none of it. No loans. No customers. Just $USELESS.
- We're live on BNB Chain! USELESS token is now officially bridged between @solana and @BNBCHAIN — powered by @chainlink CCIP. New pools, new opportunities, same useless energy. More updates coming soon…
- BREAKING: USELESS coin ($290M market cap) has now flipped Franklin Covey Co ($287M). They sell time management and leadership training in 160+ countries. While they save time, USELESS coin wastes time. Time well wasted.
- We’re excited to announce that we’ve adopted the @chainlink interoperability standard and made USELESS a Cross Chain Token (CCT). USELESS is now natively transferable across @BNBCHAIN and @solana, powered by Chainlink CCIP.Useless Coin (@theuselesscoin) has adopted the Cross-Chain Token (CCT) standard to make $300M+ market cap token USELESS natively transferrable cross-chain via Chainlink CCIP. Leveraging CCIP, users can now securely transfer USELESS across @BNBCHAIN and @solana, expanding its
- BREAKING: USELESS coin (153m market cap) has now flipped Sleep Number Corp ($152m market cap). While they sold $1.68B worth of smart beds that adjust while you sleep, USELESS coin offers nothing at all. The world has spoken. Useless wins again.
- Too many listings. People might think we’re building. We’re not.
- It's official. Useless is America’s favorite bad idea.
- U S E L E S S What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing.
