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☂️ umbrellasys eating a tasty watermelon yum🍉
@theumbrellasys
A bunch of dumb gays in a trenchcoat | We rt a lot of art | Married to @parasolsystem
Joined November 2017
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    Replying to @tttt_takes
    "he thought it was my b-day, not his" ANON HE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU
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    Replying to @wwwdotcalm and @artificialnix
    They really typed out "they is" for this article and didn't think it looked or sounded off
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    Replying to @zoe_bve
    That doctor was mvp in my eyes, countering the dinosaur with the lunchbox and instantly hitting the counter melody on the xylophone was so crazy. It's a shame he went out like that, pool noodles are such a busted gimmick
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    Replying to @AriDrennen
    So apparently at this point, we have inherent advantages in: Sports Chess Video games Being attractive Being popular Man, they think we're even cooler than we do
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    Replying to @theumbrellasys and @polo_man404
    And the way this shelf is bending makes me really nervous
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    Replying to @polo_man404
    How do I get to those oatmeal creme pies without fucking everything up?
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    Replying to @Skullgirls
    So many people crying about "censorship," y'all realize the team is doing this entirely of their own volition, right? i.e. the exact opposite of censorship? They're just exercising their creative freedom, just in a way you don't like because it means less underage panty shots.
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    Replying to @Glislock
    Saitama and Krillin would be so happy to know each other, they'd each rekindle the other's fighting spirit
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    Replying to @TheRightCant
    There are so many layers to how completely awful this image is. Racist, fetishizing, and predatory all at once
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    She seriously kept complaining in every gen about getting 1 shot when she exclusively used pokemon with terrible defenses and completely ignored the type chart, and then coped so hard about it that she completely made up the idea that enemy pokemon have higher stats than normal
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    Replying to @DamnTrapstar and @TSM_Leffen
    Hax put out a video framing Leffen as a Machiavellian super villain bent on taking over the Melee community through manipulation and terrorism. Yes, he did use the word terrorism.