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chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not
star baby 💫
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star baby 💫
@thesecoldbones
coolest niche microcelebrity this side of Twitter has ever seen ☀️ she/her🌙 26 - MDNI ⭐️ $100 DM fee for losers
pittsburgh-ish
Born August 17
Joined March 2018
- hey uhhh would anyone buy something i madehe is DONE 1/1 completely custom sweatshirt for my love !
- it’s my first day at my new job at a women’s health clinic 💕 congratulate me or you’ll have something inconvenient happen to you today
- would you let me steal a vial of your blood if i asked nicely 🩸 🩹 💉
- i served a dentist tonight, he told me he likes my teeth necklace, then tipped me $30
- Replying to @HoneyMustardMai’ve been saying this for years: the only MORAL difference between a baby crib and a dog crate is the presence of a lid !! on a serious note, they make zip-top canopies to keep your little one from crawling out.
- SILHOUETTES ON THE CEILING I’VE BEEN MUCH BETTER BUT AT LEAST I’M HEALING YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T SLEPT SINCE YOU LEFT BUT FOR ME THATS PROGRESS FOR ME THATS PROGRESS
- BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKIN MISS ME THERE, I SAID IT, I GUESS I’LL TALK TO YOU IN A FEW MONTHS SITTING DRUNK ON THE SIDEWALK, I GUESS I’LL GET UP, I GUESS I’LL GO FOR A WALK
- all men should be wearing short shorts, crop tops, nose rings, and slip on vans this summer
- Replying to @morekissingsorry, did you steal this photo from the dictionary ?? i swear i saw it there first
- TWO BEERS IN ALREADY FEELS LIKE IT’S ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS TO FORGET THE MORE THAT I DRINK THE MORE THAT I FEEL BROKEN AND ALONE AT A PARTY WITH FRIENDS FUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIING ABOUT THIIIIIIIS
- he is DONE 1/1 completely custom sweatshirt for my love !
