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A woman whoโs almost 60 having a pair of $800 earrings and wearing them to arguably the most important event of her life is not a story. I think yโall need to leave the house more.kamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and sheโs out of touch that way.
- Blaming my wife because Iโm too stupid to buy two jars of peanut butterIโve been married for 16 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I havenโt had crunchy peanut butter in 16 years.
- The guy who was mean to the DoorDash driver falls for catfishers on Hinge lmao
- This is - and I am not joking - one of the funniest things I've ever seen.Not Tom Brady posting The Chicks cover of โLandslideโ after news broke that Gisele Bรผndchen is having a baby with her hot jiu-jitsu instructor boyfriend ๐
- Harris: We must make the economy work for everyone. Trump: Spaghetti? Have you heard of this pasta? Terrible pasta shape, Chef Boyardee was not a beautiful man. RFK Jr.: When I was a young man I kept a dead chimp in my garage for 67 days.
- lol sheโs doing the tweet!!!
If youโre in Michigan, donโt continue to patronize those corner stores, shops, bakeries and gas stations owner by Arab Americans. They showed you who they are. - Probably when I picked up & ate a huge piece of baklava at a coffee shop while standing at the register because I thought they were free samples. I chowed down on that thing in silence while the cashier just stared at me.Alright. Weโre wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
- I am the eldest daughter of a boomer woman, it is funny that men on here think they can say shit even half as cutting as anything my own mother has said to me lol
- This Italian guy at the airport just sneezed and I said out loud โwhat, no bless yous for Giacomo??โ and my sister laughed, in case you wanna know what kind of terminally online sickos are in this family.
- When you watch guys like Matt Walsh and Charlie Kirk talk to educated adults, you see why they choose to debate with/proselytize only to college kids. Walsh was learning facts about Haiti for the very first time despite having hysterical opinions about it for years lol.MATT WALSH DESTROYED BY RYAN GRIM Look how quickly he capitulated. This clearly shows that these commentators are extremely ignorant and donโt know basic history and politics.
00:00 - YALL I JUST SAVED A DOG!!! I was driving & saw a Goldendoodle alone with no collar. I coaxed her into my car & decided to drive around the area to see if someone was looking for her. After 10 mins I saw a woman who looked frantic & asked if she had lost her dog & it was hers!!!!
- How is it that men have no concept of what 150 pounds is lol.The dating disconnect, explained: The percentage of men who are 25-45, over 6โ tall, make > $100,000, and can run a sub 8 minute mile. ~ 0.01% Percentage of women over 150 pounds with a sub 600 credit score who expect to find a man who is 25-45, over 6โ tall, makes >
