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MASTER NELSON rates everything
@themasternelson
I'm the master, mane!
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Dec 25, 2023
    Bootyhole gon sound like the intro to MF DOOM's Hoe Cakes
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    queef queen
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    Dec 22, 2023
    y'all know what time it is
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Oct 14, 2022
    2020 was not a real year.
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    Mar 4, 2021
    Yeah this sucks. If y'all don't know, people hang up shoes on powerlines to remember the dead
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Apr 9, 2021
    I see why MF DOOM's family announced DOOM's death later on
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Oct 16, 2025
    This just made me mad
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    May 13, 2024
    BBL Drizzy was like the end credits music to the Kendrick-Drake beef
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Jan 8, 2025
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    SPEAK
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    Jan 7, 2025
    @LiAngeloBall send me da open verse ima tweak 🔥🗣️
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    Aug 15, 2022
    Army recruiters rn
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    CNBC
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    Aug 15, 2022
    Dodge will discontinue its Challenger and Charger muscle cars next year cnb.cx/3dyqOXG
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Apr 25, 2022
    In general, white producers > white rappers
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Oct 11, 2020
    You're not lying
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    DaBaby
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    Oct 11, 2020
    I did some SHIT to get where I’m at.
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Jan 8, 2022
    bootyhole gon sound like the intro to MF DOOM's Hoe Cakes
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Dec 23, 2021
    Nothing beats this one
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Aug 21, 2022
    Nah this scene was disrespectful
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    GOOD JOB LEX 🍊
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    Aug 21, 2022
    Rush Hour 1 & 2 were so racist 😂😂
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    MASTER NELSON rates everything
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    Feb 8, 2025
    "AYO DOT I GOTCHU"
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    NFR Podcast
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    Feb 8, 2025
    Kendrick Lamar is rumored to have a "BIG SURPRISE" for the Super Bowl 👀 (Via HITSDD)
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