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Little Miss 49-0
@thekelssimone
The Sports Barbie. I'm in the trenches, relax. Troll account. It’s your fault if you take me serious.
Dallas, TX
Joined January 2013
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    I don't want anybody to say shit to me about dating in this damn economy. Nothing is funny. Nobody is fine. I just paid all these damn bills and don't want to talk to anybody!
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    Drake hate is only on the internet lmao
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    I'm officially...TIMELESS, Darling ❤️✨🥹 Toni Storm is an absolute DOLL. I love her DOWN!
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    The New Orleans Saints & the fan base:
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    For you to go from Kayla Nicole to Taylor swift, you never liked Black women to begin with. You were just satisfying some kind of weird fetish. Now you are done and back on your actual type.........🤷🏽‍♀️
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    Dirk really broke this man. Omg.
    Replying to @Tanner_Castora
    Losing in the finals to Dallas after playing like 💩💩!! I hit the reset button, went back to the basics, worked on things in my game I needed to get better at so the defense couldn't just sit on 1 thing. Hours & hours & hours everyday in the off season on it. Came back 🔒 in! 🤷🏾‍♂️
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    I love this song! (Walemania 2025)
    Let me see your face cards.
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    I keep watching this over and over again. Amazing story
    WR Bennie Fowler on how a workout with @drewbrees and @ESanders_10 helped lead to the #Saints signing him #SaintsCamp
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    Replying to @callmehuie
    Okay so lol. Is there an article on how they pulled this off?
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    LUKA CUSSING OUT KYLER MURRAY BITCH ASS?? Turn that up!!!!!!!
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    No but like...does Blue cross blue shield not have PR people? Because continuing with this announcement given what happened to UHC CEO is certainly a choice and a bad one from Anthem BCBS
    Statement by the American Society of Anesthesiologists: “In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plans representing Connecticut, New York and Missouri have unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an
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    A lot of these NFL players speaking up on Drew Brees were MIGHTY quiet when Kap was kneeling. Where was that energy and solidarity then? LOL.
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    Roman got on that jet and left New Jersey faster than two hoes speeding in a 2008 Nissan Altima :(
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    So happy I can post this!! Saints WIN😩 #WhoDatNation 💛⚜️🖤