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wife supremacist
@thefurlinator
contributor @theonion • freelance copywriter & video editor • [email protected] • i miss my grandma
los angeles
Joined July 2009
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    *event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality
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    HBO Max gets a lot of deserved grief for how awful it is to use, but we don't give enough shit to Amazon Prime Video for also having an absolutely maddening, dogshit user interface
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    merry christmas I got the literal same shirt I was already wearing
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    watching seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons:
    reading shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go “oh that’s where that comes from” every other page
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    This is why I have so little respect for Stein voters. If a Republican can vote for a candidate *very* far from their preferred policy positions in defense of democracy, a leftist can do so for a candidate who "somewhat" differs from their preferred policy positions.
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    Replying to @ratlimit
    at a certain point you just have to admonish the old woman for being an abject fucking moron
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    lol they changed the hollywood sign
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    Replying to @BrandyZadrozny
    Straight up child abuse. Look at the absolute dead look in his eyes. No emotion in his voice. This man didn’t care or love his children whatsoever
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    I like how Cheney (who sucks) endorsing Kamala means that Kamala has become Cheney, but Bernie and AOC endorsing Kamala means… they became Kamala Cheney didn’t change and Dems barely changed. It’s extremely obviously *the GOP* — which somehow always escapes blame — that changed
    Cheney is not a Democrat. Democrats are now Republicans. Cheney did not change. You did. You are now what you used to hate.
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    "I'll see you in hell" should be followed with "and I won't even stop to say hi". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate
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    People legitimately think there's some Magic Bill that Biden could pass, with a GOP-controlled House, that would somehow prevent any/all future GOP policy from becoming reality, and then they get upset and throw a fit when regular people say "no, that's not how any of this works"