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Battousai 🥷
@the_olusegun
Full-time Mattress Distro, Blockchain Degenerate when rent is due.
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Joined August 2013
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    First Class in UI Chemistry? You bad, no worry.
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    A lady got kidnapped and it took Nigerians just 2 days to go into overdrive and fish the kidnapper out. No fancy technology whatsoever, just mobile phones and a people with a goal. I'd never forget that.
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    Nigerians didn’t collectively decide to just stop subscribing, we don’t have that dawg required to see an actual boycott through, people have just gotten poorer.
    DSTV is currently complaining that subscribers have dropped massively in Nigeria. So you people were serious when you said you will stop subscribing? 🤣
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    The pursuit of money is such a funny and humbling adventure. There were days when all you wanted in the world was 100k. And then, it becomes 1m, 10m, 100m and keeps going. At every level you hit, joy lasts a minute, and then the feeling of underachievement sets in hard, again.
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    If I see you with a 14 Pro Max I'm judging your pocket lmao The phone cost.
    There’s no reason why you should be judging anyone’s pocket by the phone they use.
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    "Dormammu, I've come to bargain."
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    A guy allegedly got arrested by the Police on his way back from work during the #EndSARS protests in Lagos and he's not been found till this day. How can one help escalate his case? His mom is quite old and doesn't even know what to do.
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    Same Naira Marley was declared wanted by UK Police in 2014, he was just 19 at the time.
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    There's no single state in the country that qualifies for the 'mugu' adjective more than Lagos state. The whole state has been in the pocket of one single man since 1999, stop playing.
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    The mattress in the second frame is actually 134k as of today 20th of May 2024.
    Replying to @akintollgate
    9 years of @OfficialAPCNg 👇🏿 2015. Vs. 2024
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    I hope whoever omitted her name from that list falls off the stairs or something
    Favour Ofili 🇳🇬 has just won her 200m heat at the #Paris2024 Olympics, storming to a Season's Best (SB) of 22.24s (+0.5)! Big Olympic debut for her after missing out on the 100m. Dina Asher-Smith 🇬🇧 was 2nd in 22.28s, while Gina Bass Bittaye 🇬🇲 was 3rd in 22.84s.
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    When you see Wizkid and Davido winning #MOBOAwards but the best artiste in your country is Shatta Wale😂😂😂 #MOBOAwards
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    The only thing Danny Walter, Dekunle and crew have been able to prove by trying to drag Ejikem this night is that sometimes many heads are not better than one. Look at all of them, stupid by association.. 😭 How much more the people they 'influence' ?
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    Jose Mourinho: The Special One Zinedine Zidane: The Tactical One Julen Lopetegui: The 5 - 1 😂😂😂 #ElClasico