I’ve been kicking it with this 31yo fem and she tells me we’re going out with an itinerary
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- I can’t make this up my friend tricked us into painting her house talking about a “paint n sip” at 11:49pm 😭
00:00 - I don't think being romantic requires a lot of money. I think it requires creativity and thoughtfulness and that's a lot of ppls problem they lack creativity
- Two things I know for sure is prayer does work and them tables do turn
- $940 for 2 tickets to lovers and friends? Yeah, I guess I’m gone be a hater and enemy because ain’t no way
- Sitting here getting drunk with my dad and he goes “let’s call your mom see if she let me take her on a date” LMFAO I JUST SCREAMED! My mom gone answer and tell this man they can hang out Sunday at 3 his treat 😭😭 go head dad get yo woman back!
- Something so strict and nasty need to find me soon
- Having to stand on the business I wanted to be hunching on is insane.
- JT album sound like she made this shit at Empire and luscious had a gun to her head. This shit is ass
- Dad: can I have a conversation Mom: yesssss *sounds like she’s cheesing otp*
00:00Sitting here getting drunk with my dad and he goes “let’s call your mom see if she let me take her on a date” LMFAO I JUST SCREAMED! My mom gone answer and tell this man they can hang out Sunday at 3 his treat 😭😭 go head dad get yo woman back! - “Welcome to love island USA, Cierra has left the villa leaving Nic officially single”
00:00 - Scrolling my email and received a message saying my rent for November was paid in full this morning. Then realizing the only person who has the password to the account is my girlfriend. I’m about to eat it off the BONEEEEE
