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Jen Monroe
@thatjenmonroe
Actual American. Also actual DC resident. Co-host of @ambXover. Extremely Online, tweets are mine alone don’t steal them ya jerks
Washington, DC
Joined March 2010
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    I feel like the predictions made in the episode will prove to be prescient….
    EPISODE 216: The Graham Platner stories keep coming, Iran keeps firing, grifters keep praising Russia, and What Are We Consuming? Links below!
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    It’s gotta be rough being 50, leaving your wife and kids for someone 20 years younger, only to have her cheat on you with a 70 year old who has a brainworm
    Olivia Nuzzi’s ex-fiance Ryan Lizza confirms broken engagement after RFK Jr. sexting scandal trib.al/zYVLYVV
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    He was openly mocked for being naive about Putin I remember because I was an adult in 2001
    George Bush used to drive Putin around his ranch in a pick-up and nobody called him a Russian puppet.
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    There are sex workers who love their job There are sex workers who view the job as “meh, it’s a living” There are sex workers who hate the job and are doing it until something better comes up Just. Like. Every. Other. Job. On. The. Planet. #SexWorkIsWork
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    It should be -18 to vote -18 to drink -18 to ingest tobacco -18 to ingest THC -18 to enlist -18 to be tried as an adult Because if we’re going to have an age of legal adulthood it needs to apply across the board
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    In a sane world, this quote alone would destroy a Republican’s career
    "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally." -- This Guy ⏬
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    All Vance had to do was nod, say “that is a valid point about the ceasefire and we can definitely discuss it later”, sign the deal, and have lunch Odd nobody seems to expect that of him
    Scott Jennings sums it up perfectly on CNN with Laura Coates Live. "I mean, all Zelenskyy had to do today was put on a tie, show up, smile, say 'thank you,' sign the papers, and have lunch. That‘s it. And he couldn‘t do that."
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    Lefty: I have been censored for my views on Palestine Me: Holy shit! You were censored for advocating a two state solution? L: LOL no...no not those views Me: So humanitarian aid to Gaza? L: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? L: Oh, you know the ones
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    Replying to @neontaster
    Yeah that’s a manicure that’s been grown out for three weeks But to know that would mean having actually interacted with a woman in real life so
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    You guys you remember that one time a network cancelled a whole freakin’ show over a tweet?
    Jussie Smollett is back on the #Empire set two hours after leaving jail. eonli.ne/2E0NQkn
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    Just to recap the Alfie Evans situation: The State has decided it will no longer treat him. The State has decided he cannot be taken elsewhere for treatment. The State has decided he cannot leave the hospital. Makes one wonder how the State views its citizens.
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    Regulate your own damn behavior
    Heart attack survivor who had 12 energy drinks a day aims to ban sales to kids trib.al/8VVa3pD
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    It’s sentences like this that made me learn to love the Oxford comma
    Newt Gingrich, a three-star Air Force general and former publicist for Michael Jackson and Prince want to create a $2 billion sweepstakes to see who can establish and run the first lunar base politico.pro/2zaFIf6
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    I like how people who have never lived in DC, would never live in DC, and are scared to come to DC have Very Strong Opinions about crime in DC It’s not Fallujah, it’s just a normal city