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Devon Hardware’s Wife
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Devon Hardware’s Wife
@thatfrood
She/cago ⚧︎
Joined January 2009
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
- guy at this party was introduced to me as “bisexual jack” and later on i saw him ask two girls where the trash was and after he left one of them leaned over and said “that’s bisexual jack”
- i love how we keep deciphering cuneiform and they keep being shopping receipts
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHdReaders added contextThe headline's statement that impact was "minimal" may be misleading, as the article states that the cited study does not focus on those most likely to be affected. bbc.com/news/health-64…- instructor at my jewelry class forgot my name while pointing to me as an example, I saw her eyes go wide as she realized she neither knew what to call me or what pronoun to use, she freezes up and then goes “for example what—— Our Valued Classmate has done” which is, a new one
- i gave my friends who live close by a spare key in case i lose mine and they’ve just been using it to come over and play baldurs gate when im not home
- so im judging this turns out
a friend is trying to host a hot dog eating contest where you only eat one hot dog - remembering the time I filled up a ten punch coffee card at a place I had only just started going to, when I asked what I could redeem it for the barista said "you could make me do anything"
- it’s over, ive already depicted you as the lunch without bees
- situation in america so bad ppls escapism is imagining good trainsSubway Builder is released!
- he literally was first to beat blorbo. he was ranked number 1 in snoomoo. you dont understand. he was the fastest geebgob.
- should be a letterboxd app but it is for every human experience. i could log in and see a friend has recently reviewed “having grapes”. i could go huh they liked grapes more than Nosferatu
