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they/she/he | amateur arter | 🌶spicy NSFW🌶 content | MINORS DNI🔞 | 28 🏳️🌈🏴☠️🦇 | banner&icon by me🖤
Joined January 2009
- Has anybody steddiefied this gif and if so👀 might I see it?
GIF - Well I’ve had my heart attack for the day. I’ll be logging off now ✌️
- Erica runs hellfire club by her senior year. She’s ruthless but focused on everyone having fun. When she spots a freshman with a bush of brown curls and big scared eyes, her heart aches. For a second he’s him. But he’s not. She takes the kid under her wing. Honors a boy she knew
- Eddie: “Have you noticed El and Max acting weird since this weekend?” Steve: “The giggling? I think they have crushes on us or something.” “Uh-huh. Except I highly doubt Max would lower her standards that much—” “Hey!” “and I heard El say something about a blindfold?”+
- It’s a hot, HOT night, but Eddie’s sexy when he’s sweaty, and the guy with the insanely great hair in the crowd glows when Eddie skips to his end of the stage. The energy is alive, and Eddie tingles with the thrill until— “CUT THE MUSIC!” he shouts, halting in his tracks.
- Eddie: I think I’m pregnant. Steve: Literally impossible, babe. E: Then why is this pickle and peanut butter sandwich so good? S: Because you’re high. And if you try to kiss me right now, I’m breaking up with you. E: *tears up* Yeah, okay.
- NSFW🧵 It’s an accident. Steve is just scrolling through when he glimpses a video featuring a guy with long, dark curls. Does he feel guilty imagining it’s his roommate? Yeah. But Eddie isn’t gay or even bisexual so— That bat tattoo looks familiar.
- Kas!Eddie with amnesia instinctively seeing Steve as his mate is great but what about him also instinctively seeing Dustin as his child? Sees that curly hair and goes “??? Baby? Mine? Don’t know how but yes” then he scoops up them both to the UD and is confused when they’re upset
- Rockstar Eddie buys Steve a body pillow of himself for the times they’re apart. Steve rolls his eyes at first but then he sends Eddie a video of him humping it and Eddie’s manager has to physically restrain him from hopping a flight back home. He fails. Eddie is home the next day
- Steve complains to his buddy Eddie that his parents keep trying to set him up on dates with girls from rich families. Eddie jokes he could dress up, pretend to be Steve’s gf. They laugh it off but…things happen and Eddie is suddenly in a skirt shaking Mr. Harrington’s stiff hand
- Steve’s hair was always off limits, nobody allowed to touch. Everybody thought it was just because of his image, but one day Eddie sat behind him in class and couldn’t resist and discovered the real reason when Steve moaned when Eddie tugged his hair
- Steve and Eddie going as each other Halloween. They refuse to answer to their own names. Steve, in the vest and hellfire shirt, stands on every inappropriate surface while eddie crosses his arms in the yellow sweater and runs his finger through his hair like he’s exasperated
- steve fucking virgin eddie who comes in 5 seconds, covers his face in embarrassment. steve pulls at his wrists. “it’s not that bad. hey, look at me.” “shut up.” “eddie.” “this doesn’t count.” steve laughs. “sure it’s our session zero.” eddie tears up. “you do listen during d&d.”