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Nick Coffman
@thatCoffman
Former Athlete with the knees to prove it || Comedy Writer || Jokes on @HardDriveMag || Host of @SmshingGameTime || Prisoner on @Standnwatch
Joined June 2012
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    Amazing time at the table read last night. Could not ask for a better cast! Thanks again to @ASTLComics for hosting.
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    A good day to reiterate. Screenplay contests need writers more than writers need screenplay contests.
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    Screenwriters. Why do you use periods to end your sentences? It’s cringe. Just start your next thought. We get it.
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    Replying to @Variety
    I look forward to the new episode of Sesame Street that teaches us about tax write offs.
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    You either die a comedy writer, or live long enough to consider writing a horror feature.
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    Seriously guys, get off or I’m going to scream.
    Opinion: Mom Says It’s My Turn With the Helldivers 2 Server hard-drive.net/hd/video-games…
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    Replying to @HardDriveMag
    With 33 cars, someone is bound to be in one of those trunks.
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    Replying to @kevinpodas
    You, Me, and Dupree hasn’t responded to my DMs in a few days. I’m getting worried.
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    Your average Twitter Screenwriter, wondering why all the good advice threads have dried up and why most professionals don’t interact with them here anymore.
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    Pretty cool that my mockumentary pilot, DEATH OF BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, is an #AFF 2nd Rounder! A big thank you to everyone who read it and gave notes! It wouldn’t be here without your help.
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    I’ve clicked “unsubscribe” on a certain writing company’s emails 32 times now.
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    I turned 29 today. At what point does young & hungry become old & underfed?
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    GIF
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    Replying to @ToshHCameron1
    James Franco to play Pedro Pascal in Pascal biopic.