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Tiger Webb
@tfswebb
dour bureaucrat at a public broadcaster
Sydney, New South Wales
Joined April 2011
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    this has been a saga
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    one thing americans genuinely seem not to understand is that celsius, like fahrenheit, makes complete intuitive and bodily sense to people who use that scale
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    [dog reading this] oh okay
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    always read the plaque
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    Replying to @tfswebb
    “fahrenheit is good because 0-100 maps to human liveability” okay? but so does 0-40? or would 273.15-373.15 through acculturation?
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    *googles how to win best picture*
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    strongly believe this shit should be illegal
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    found out my friend’s wife runs a croissant influencer account so when meeting her for the first time said “oh you must be ‘the croissant slut’!!” long story short that’s a different sydney-based croissant reviewer and air quotes aren’t always obvious in connected speech
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    this segue better be all time
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    find a man who looks at you the way russell crowe looks at maps
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    to enter a roman cafe you have to scan an spqr code
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    quotes really ramming home how much these guys were writers on disco elysium
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