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Tess Gattuso
@tessplease
curious and highly sensitive. contact⬇️
Los Angeles, CA
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Sep 27, 2022
    twitter in a nutshell
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Oct 4, 2020
    dogs are liberals cats are leftists
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Jul 8, 2020
    publicist starts a new job at Harper's Magazine
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Jun 11, 2020
    jk rowling’s publicist tries to stop her from tweeting “TERF wars.”
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    Tess Gattuso
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    May 7, 2021
    dogs are therapists cats are psychiatrists
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Oct 6, 2020
    someone destroying you in the comments
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Mar 25, 2021
    true friends don't talk they exchange memes for weeks then out of the blue one calls the other crying
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Nov 16, 2020
    capitalism loves the holidays
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Jan 17, 2023
    relationship logistics
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    Aug 19, 2020
    me when im capitalism
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Apr 23, 2021
    capitalism tries to befriend earth
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    Tess Gattuso
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    May 16, 2020
    one of my college majors was "feminist & gender studies." there was always a kid in class learning about privilege for the first time. this is my impression of that kid.
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Jun 29, 2020
    jk rowling consults her ex-publicist, a sequel
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    Tess Gattuso
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    Oct 12, 2020
    capitalism informs an astronaut of her fun new assignment
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