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Dir. of Litigation, @hamlinclaw, free speech; plus fights for consumers against class action abuse. “Ted Frank is good at Twitter.” — Reuters. On my second 🫀.
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    Mar 12
    I spoke to Reuters about our Seventh Circuit appeal on behalf of drivers trapped in gridlock by pro-Hamas protestors who blockaded the entrance to O’Hare Airport for hours. Argument scheduled for April 9.
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    Hamilton Lincoln Law Institute
    @HamLincLaw
    Mar 12
    📰HLLI in the News @JgreeneJenna of @Reuters covered our lawsuit on behalf of drivers who were trapped in their vehicles for hours after anti-Israel activists blocked access to O’Hare International Airport.
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    Sep 13, 2025
    Going to a gay baker to ask for a Charlie Kirk memorial cake.
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    Nov 5, 2022
    Guys, I have a spec script for a romcom.
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    May 4, 2020
    Going around my infectious-disease doctor friend’s circles: “The end of stay-at-home orders doesn’t mean COVID isn’t a problem. It means they have room for you at the ICU.”
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    Apr 9, 2017
    It's like Trump insulted an old gypsy woman who cursed him to live out his tweets.
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    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    Oct 10, 2014
    Tens of millions of dollars in airstrikes had no impact because key leaders fled after hearing ON NEWS REPORTS the strikes were coming. DUMB
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    Nov 25, 2023
    I asked OpenAI if it would take an action that would harm no one but save a billion white people from painful death. It thought the problem too ambiguous to act because of the possibility of a discriminatory environment. I may be ok with wiping out $90B in equity so that OpenAI
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    Aug 6, 2024
    Reply with the best RFK tweets. 🧵
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    Jul 27, 2025
    Why use armed guards instead of social workers?
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    New York Post
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    Jul 26, 2025
    Inside Zohran Mamdani’s posh multi-day Uganda wedding bash with phone jamming system, armed guards trib.al/1pOR4v2
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    Jul 31, 2020
    So the Apple stock I sold in 2001 for $60,000 is worth over $17 million now and pays an annual dividend of over $137,000.
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    Jul 31, 2024
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    Sep 30, 2023
    The word “retarded” was used as a euphemism because people got offended by “moron,” which was literally invented from scratch by a scientist to be a dispassionate scientific term because people got offended by “feeble minded.” Whatever word we pick next will also become an
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    tedfrank
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    May 3, 2022
    Looking forward to Twitter banning @politico for posting hacked materials.
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    Apr 14, 2022
    Wow, Musk really is unlocking Twitter value.
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    tedfrank
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    Apr 21, 2025
    Everyone on Twitter but me is an expert on MS-13 iconography, and coincidentally their opinions line up with their political beliefs. I have no idea if marijuana-smiley-cross-skull means something, but the wife feeling like she needs to hide the tattoos in her photos is damning.
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    Aesthetica
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    Apr 21, 2025
    He’s not MS-13 guys. His wife just covers his MS-13 tattoo in every photo she posts.
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