Hoes love a nigga that can quote scripture.
Teddy Ray
20.8K posts
In We$t LA born & raised on Pico is where I spent most of my days... #TeamTeddyRay FOR BOOKINGS CONTACT [email protected]
- I know like 7 niggas living off McChickens alone.
- I'm too niggerish to let myself try sushi.
- Got yo bitch in my DMs talking bout "You so funny". Don't be mad cuhh.
- I got a fetish for hood rats.
- Comedians be bombing on twitter too
- Im sorry but niggaz that are too into horoscopes are sus to me. You too grown to be blaming yo mood swings on the moon my nigga.
- I got a GED & a high school diploma. That proves that I'm better than you.
- Come catch me live tonight at The Comedy Union on Pico for a dope ass Halloween show. Show starts at… instagram.com/p/utm0kEipV5/
- Come catch me live this this Thursday at The Comedy Union on Pico for a turnt up ass Halloween show.… instagram.com/p/utm0kEipV5/
- #BlackKidProblems hitting yo mama akeles ankles with the grocery basket. U kno u gonna get it when u get home.
- Disney ain't been shit since they canceled The Proud Family.
- Lmfaoooooooo im in tears RT @Yassir_Lester: I woke up like dis pic.x.com/HE1qbFTE4r
- I can't wait to get famous so niggas can sell weed and activis on my instagram pictures. I'm tryna make sure the hood eat too.

