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Tom Todhunter
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Tom Todhunter
@tdhntr
Once voted the worst thing ever to happen to the internet.
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Joined May 2011
Lionel Messi scored 91 goals and registered 32 assists in a single calendar year back in 2012. Never winning a World Cup does not taint his legacy as the greatest player ever to put on a pair of football boots. Period.- To be fair to Sergio Ramos, I'd two foot my 3-year-old nephew to win a Champions League medal. Like I'm talking a fucking leg breaker.
- Joel Matip strutting in like a woman named Sharon who wants to speak to the manager. x.com/hupreme/status…
- Spurs are the only team in the world who can finish 3rd in a two horse race.
- Graeme Souness’ half time analysis; “It’s a decent strike from Xhaka but you have to question why Paul Pogba isn’t doing more to keep it out. He showed no desire to make a save.”
- This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen and I watched all 20 of Yaya Sanogo's appearances for Arsenal.
- If EA Sports think for a single fucking second that I’m gonna spend my hard earned money on FIFA 19 packs tonight just to end up with absolutely piss all to show for it except Mohamed Elneny anchoring my midfield then yeah fair play they’re absolutely right.
- Just out of interest, favourite this tweet if you think £85mil is a ridiculous price to pay for Gareth Bale.
- If Leicester beat Man Utd they'll receive a guard of honor at Stamford Bridge. Abramovich sacked Ranieri, stating he'd never win the league.
- Me typing out a paragraph about why my girlfriend is wrong, deleting it and sending "okay x" instead. x.com/adamjneilson/s…
