witnessed the shortest date known to man in the coffee shop
guy: “so what are you into :)”
girl: “oh! I’m really into hatsune miku! she’s a vocaloid, a voice synth-“
guy: “that’s lame”
so she went ahead, paid at the counter, and said “you can have my coffee” then left
reina :3 @ evo!!!
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- this Japanese family I’m working with was like “wow I’m surprised you’re able to pick up what we’re talking about when we speak in Japanese” and I was forced to say that I’m really into anime and then the dad was like “sasuga… I was really into SpongeBob and Seinfeld”
- TL: “ABOVE OUR COLONIZERS!!! WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES”ANGAT SA MGA COLONIZERS!!!!! sarap sa eyes 🥇⭐️🥇⭐️🥇⭐️🥇
- Replying to @tarantunyado NOT under any circumstance diss someone for what they’re into because you can fumble a bad bitch majorly like what that guy did
- “desho” is just like “innit” if you really think about it
- Replying to @tarantunya“… and that was how I got good in English” SEINFELD…???
- Replying to @tarantunyalike i GET not being into the same thing as your date/partner/husband/wife/whatever because it’s normal just don’t be rude and dismissive about it like a decent person… if you are then maybe you deserve a 5 minute date
- Replying to @tarantunyaand yeah they were still in line. the woman left before the barista could even finish making their order LOL
- If you make a joke about a kink more than three times, you probably have that kink
- Replying to @tarantunyaanyway it’s really cool how shows really do help with receptive language skills I learned English watching a bunch of cartoons too
- found out that a subset of Japanese people are absolutely obsessed with Trader Joe’s canvas totes because it’s Americacore and there have been some insane markups on them
- Replying to @tarantunyaAnd I’m just like!!! You asked !!! Why would you bother asking if you’re going to do that!!! it’s been 3 hours and I’m still thinking about it
- language crosshairs crossed and I accidentally said “donde desu ka” out loud
- not pro-ship or anti-ship but a secret third thing: employed adult who hasn’t the time to engage in stupid discourse



