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i was a
drunk cig
and he wanted
a line
scumbag baby
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- me unfollowing every person whoโs posted a tr*mp story
It's New Year's Eve! That means Elmo gets to stay up late. YES! YES! YES! YES!- hello sharks iโm asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive barsโ touchtunes
- him: my bracket is ruined ๐ me tryna hit: NOOOOOO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
- the cure to male loneliness is to stop being a piece of shit
- making out is so unappreciated, we need to make out more. make america make out again
- hope the 69ers win
- god forbid i rob a 7-11Club close at 2amโฆ. She get home at 4am ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
- this guy i went to college with told me he had heard a rumor that i had a three way with football players and i was like thatโs crazy i would never do that (i did) like ever (twice)
- sorry i didnโt text you back babe i was busy tripping all the kids at the brewery
