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Saurabh Tak

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Saurabh Tak

@takofthetown

The first Indian Moth Grand Slam loser in New York. "Saurabh Tak has more skeletons in his closet than Capuchin Crypt." The last Sepoy in Jaipur. OG images.

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Joined October 2010

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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Jan 28, 2024
Can you help me get out of India and set me up in a foreign country? I can weave carpets in Iran and pick olives in Israel. I can shear sheep in Australia and cure cheese in Austria. I can bus tables in Taiwan and bust gangsters in Saskatchewan. Seriously, DM me!
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Aug 30, 2025
Rahul Gandhi chooses to live in India, but your own two children don’t. Who’s the naysayer and the pessimist?
Piyush Goyal
@PiyushGoyal
Aug 30, 2025
India's strong 7.8% GDP growth in Q1 of FY 2025-26 is a fitting response to naysayers and pessimists like Rahul Gandhi.
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Sep 3, 2025
How come your own Indian kids don’t trust India and choose to build their future in America?
Piyush Goyal
@PiyushGoyal
Sep 2, 2025
The world trusts India. The world believes in India. The world is ready to build the semiconductor future with India 🇮🇳
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Jan 21, 2025
Indian H1Bs in the USA are the wildest fans of Narendra Modi, India’s PM. They fill out entire football stadiums to adore Modi when he visits them in America. They forward WhatsApp messages to their relatives back in India telling them how Modi is transforming India into America!
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Jul 31, 2025
Sonia Gandhi left Europe to serve Indians in the Third World. She raised her children in India and they chose to stay in India. Jaishankar and Goyal packed off all their kids to America the first chance they got. Who’s a patriotic Indian?
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Oct 22, 2025
Please zoom in with your camera when the sun is up and show us what Hindustan really looks like.
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@WoundedLion__
Oct 21, 2025
HINDUISM IS THE MOST AESTHETIC RELIGION. PERIOD 🕉️✨🪔
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Jan 21, 2025
Replying to @takofthetown
So now that Donald Trump is kicking these Indian H1Bs out of America, why aren’t they flying straight into the arms of a waiting Narendra Modi back in the spanking new India? Why are they jumping out of their planes over Uganda, Cambodia , and Papua New Guinea en route to India?
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Dec 18, 2024
India is the dirtiest country in the world because Indians are the dirtiest people in the world.
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Sep 9, 2025
India is a protectionist hellhole. Its rulers deny its citizens access to superior imported goods by tacking prohibitive duties on them. At the same time, Indian ministers enrich their uncompetitive crony capitalist donors by compelling Indians to buy their inferior goods.
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Sep 9, 2025
These are Hindu nationalists from India in Australia! They went to see a Hindu nationalist propaganda movie from India in Melbourne. If they like to whip out the Indian flag so much, why did they jump on their donkeys in India and escape to the Commonwealth of Australia?
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Nov 1, 2020
Barack Obama getting elected POTUS gave me hope that someone who looked like me could become the most powerful person in the world. Donald Trump getting elected POTUS gives me hope that someone who talks like me can become the most powerful person in the world.
Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Aug 1, 2025
Every Hindu nationalist’s mouthwatering dream is to escape from the nation of Hindustan.
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Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
Feb 21, 2019
If you don't see the mob, you're in the mob.
Saurabh Tak
@takofthetown
May 17, 2025
Indians have the most number of gods watching over them by far, yet Indians are the most wretched people on earth.
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