y'all - decided to stop by a cafe that i used to go to almost every day pre-transition and the old Hispanic lady behind the counter didn't recognize me but she DID recognize my order and when she looked at me - LOOKED at me - she just smiled real big and said "wow, so beautiful"
sweetwolf
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i used to be lewd, now i just talk about PoE and memes
Joined October 2023
- when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart
- "can i eat you out? i want to make you feel good, you deserve it" vs "i need to eat you out to feed the hunger i have for you, lay back for me and endure"
- barked in front of my coworker a month ago and today she showed me that im in her phone as "workpuppy" like girl work ME 😵💫
- Replying to @switch_n_smirkeverything bagel with cream cheese, a white monster, and potato wedges
- girl who doesn't get enough cuddles x overly handsy new friend group that gropes her constantly
- "heh, you're so obsessed with me~" have you considered that it's because you're like the sun shining on a rainy day
- so, turns out having your ear made out with feels insanely good
- it's crazy how you can show up to a party and be like "woof woof im a dog you can pet me if you want" and then you can be surrounded by femmes in Halloween costumes while they chat among themselves and ignore you aside from idly petting you
- help i accidentally found my co-workers twitter where she constantly posts puppygirl propaganda and idkwtd - she wears a collar to work n sometimes she'll bark quietly to herself n i want to pet her so bad but idk if she'll let me should i just beat her up??
- she just joked about buying me a collar for my birthday woof im so cookedbarked in front of my coworker a month ago and today she showed me that im in her phone as "workpuppy" like girl work ME 😵💫
- me: no, no, puppygirls and wolfgirls are very different - puppies let themselves be blown about by the winds of change, while wolves assert their will upon reality the goth woman holding my leash: so you're asserting that you're my bitch me: *nods nods nods* you get it
- puppygirl on a boat: h-how many knots?
- y'all are never gonna believe what just arrived in the mail

