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Preston Jacobs
@sweetrobin9000
I decipher an old man's senile ramblings about a time-traveling paraplegic. youtube.com/c/PrestonJacob
Taiwan
Joined February 2015
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    Team Green, Team Black…the last time I picked a side my guy imprinted on a baby vampire. Not making that mistake again.
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    Carmine and I specifically joked how ridiculous it would be if Episode 3 ended the way it did. There would be no way they would end it like that, we said......and, well, it happened.
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    Remember when Sauron was completely and utterly defeated in the Two Towers?
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    Remember when they completely and utterly defeated Voldemolt in the 5th Harry Potter movie?
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    Greyscale is a hoax, invented by Stannis-followers to make Tommen look bad. There is one case in Westeros; soon to be zero.
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    Remember when Luke completely and utterly defeated Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back?
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    My mother messaged me today: "I don't understand how Crispin was not arrested. Can you explain that to me?"
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    Campaign to have Alt Shift X ask GRRM "What do the Hrangan Minds look like?" We need this answered, once and for all. It's about goddamn time. @AltShiftX @Trey_Explainer @ADragonDemands @NotGlidus @RedTeamReview
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    At this point, it is very clear that Chelsea Monroe-Cassel is too distracted with Game of Thrones cookbooks and will never get around to finishing the follow-up to A Feast of Ice and Fire. Does she not realize that Ice and Fire cooking is her true legacy?
    We're excited to introduce you to THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES COOKBOOK! Preorder THE OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES COOKBOOK by Chelsea Monroe-Casselat here: penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720737/t…
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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    Carmine: "Are you sitting down?" Preston: "Is Winds announced?" Carmine: "Ha ha ha, better!"
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    This women is a huuuuuge Daemon Targaryen fan!
    Pedestrian safety is a two-way street. What pedestrians and drivers can do to make our roadways safer ow.ly/zRzo50PWEkq
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    The province of British Columbia has a Distracted Driving Law that prohibits the use of hand held devices such as cell phones. www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/tr… No laws prohibit the use of headphones or hoodies while pedestrians use marked crosswalks. In this video, only the driver performing an illegal act.