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homosexual court jester
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homosexual court jester
@sweatpantspapi
four awards away from EGOT status
- you people can’t do anythingI am loving the Spotify AI playlist feature
- none of you are any of these people. you were all coconut head from ned's declassified.
- Conservatives: My religion is NOT your costume. This is cultural appropriation. The Catholic Church: Yaaaaasss mawma you look so good. Jesus might be dying but I am getting my LIFE.
- just thought about the guy i hooked up with in college who was too ashamed to tell me what he did for a living but finally caved and said he was a janitor to which i assured him thats nothing to be ashamed about!! only to find out he was lying and actually a cop
- Please stop retweeting the girl who puts guns in her asshole onto my timeline. Thank you, Management.
- Bong Joon Ho said it’s still Hot Girl Summer.
- this flyer is going to haunt me until my dying days
- When I’m at the mall and can smell the Auntie Anne’s traveling through the vents.FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!
- genuinely the funniest line and delivery in a movie all year so i get it
‘CHALLENGERS’ will be submitted in the comedy/musical categories at the Golden Globes. (Source: goldderby.com/article/2024/c…) - genuinely obsessed with this olympic queenie lifting in full eye glam and hoops
- jacob elordi baby start workshopping that accentAbraham Lincoln Shared Bed with a Man for 4 Years, Fell Into 'Suicidal Depression' When He Left, Doc Says (Exclusive) people.com/abraham-lincol…
- rip grandma you would’ve said the horniest things an 81-year-old woman could possibly say if you were still around to see this imageDenzel Washington in ‘GLADIATOR 2’ vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…
