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Dane Swan
@swandane
renegadeartsociety.com / unionhotelwindsor.com.au
Prahran
Born February 25
Joined September 2010
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Sep 9, 2019
    Doesn’t feel right laughing and taking the piss today so @swannyfriends podcast will not be recorded this week. Instead of listening to us talk shit for an hour this week go spend it with people close to you and tell em you love em. Life’s far too short. RIP spud ❤️.
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Aug 31, 2018
    Hey Gil you got a contact for a mate of mine? His old man can’t get back in the country for some fucked up reason and they could use your help. Much appreciated.
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jan 30, 2018
    Ya got millions Tomic so while your busy counting it all when you get back home how’s bout you donate 10k to your charity that have missed out on much needed $$$. You won’t miss it. That’s all, jog on now bud
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jun 9, 2021
    Biggest name in the history of the club and the one thing he always did was put the best interests of The club first (whether we agreed or not). Deserved a flag more than anyone at the pies and should be celebrated on the way out. Hopefully life can be a tad normal for him again
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jul 28, 2018
    Fuck knows why the afl wanna change the rules. Fair game going on at the G at the minute. And shit sides will still be shit no matter what the rules are.
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Sep 1, 2019
    Righto media it’s time to leave the bartels alone now. Time To move on and leave them all the fuck alone. This incessant need for dirty click bait journalism is disgraceful. It’s their own business and no one else’s and no one gives a fuck. 10 days in a row is deplorable
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jan 15, 2022
    would love Novak to win the Australian open while getting booed every single point and just breathe in the hate and use it and motivation. What a glorious sight that be
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Nov 12, 2020
    I’ve heard it Might be a tough day down the club today and that they might need to hire some security. So a word to the wise if I may Collingwood - please don’t let Dan Andrews hire the security cause the people inside have been fucked enough this week. I’ll see myself out
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Oct 3, 2020
    Going to celebrate with a brisk walk around the block with 1 other person for an hour 🎉🎉🎉
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Oct 16, 2024
    You have to kind of hope these GWS boys have sacrificed a live goat or something at this pub cause these punishments are ridiculous for what is being told right now. Also the bartender who ratted them deserves jail time. All time disgusting thing to do at a private event.
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Apr 29, 2021
    I still dont understand why there are luggage shops at airports. Do people walk into the airport with all their clothes/toiletries/shoes in their hand and then go ‘fuck you wouldn’t believe it I’ve forgotten my suitcase, anywhere I can get one around here?’ . 🤷🏼‍♂️
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jul 30, 2020
    Why are people calling em Karen’s and not fuckwits
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Sep 6, 2020
    Hey If you don’t understand how twitter works this is my account and I shall and will say WHATEVER the fuck I like whenever and however I like. Just like y’all motherfuckers do on your accounts. It’s not rocket surgery
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    Dane Swan
    @swandane
    Jun 3, 2021
    Apparently on Twitter if you have have excelled in a sport it completely forbids you to have an opinion on absolutely anything else, but people who haven’t excelled at anything in life (losers) are the judge jury and executioner on here. And this is why I love Twitter.