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Alec
@surialaw
Denver, CO
Joined February 2011
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    In the Uber home at 3am posting letterboxd reviews
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    I think biblically horrible things should be done to this man. I want him to suffer in such a way that it gives future generations goosebumps just to think about what happened to him
    Musk: I am become meme
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    I’d like to see her try and go perc for perc w hunter biden
    This year marks my mom’s 10th year of sobriety, and I'm grateful that we were able to celebrate in the White House with our family.   Mom, I am so proud of you.
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    a fake email job is not all that desirable. you'll work 1h a day and be bored out of your mind for $150k a year. it's like premium unemployment
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    The ball is alive and doesn’t like being thrown around like that
    Replying to @heathstakes
    What’s your most controversial nba take?
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    Me after studying for 30 seconds with 3 twitter breaks
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    jojo siwa a full foot taller than ben shapiro lol I wouldn’t be talking shit if I was him
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    Drinking coffee while unemployed is so funny like what do I need this extra energy for
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    And uh what sort of twitter link was that kyrie shared?
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    Nike cut off kyrie for sharing a twitter link just for ja morant to flash guns on Instagram live every other week
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    Kyrie’s partnership with Nike was terminated after he posted an Amazon link to a movie that included holocaust denial rhetoric. There was no such Twitter link as claimed in the tweet. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
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    Replying to @_kyracook
    Y’all really listen to this guy. Y’all really open up your phone, search “hobo johnson”, and press play.
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    Conservatives: liberals are so easily offended Mall of America: *has a black guy play santa* Conservatives: