I had to stop watching Phineas and Ferb as a kid bc I rly wanted Candace to catch them and finally be vindicated and she’d get SO close every time that it was starting to drive me insane. I was 8 yrs old muttering stuff like “they can’t keep getting away with it…”
Keara Sullivan
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standup comedian, darling writer, woman about town
- Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next
- Just rewatched High School Musical 1, 2, & 3 and I am convinced that Kenny Ortega was directing those dance sequences with a loaded gun in his hand. I’ve never seen people move like that. Those actors were dancing for their LIVES!
- Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
- Joe on the white house lawn rnBREAKING: CNN reports that President Biden is in the 'contemplative stage' regarding his political future
- A lifelong hater raising her cup to toast a fellow lifelong hater… just beautiful there are tears in my eyes
- You do start to appreciate why the Catholic Church’s stance for most of history was “you idiots are NOT allowed to form your own opinions”Apparently, one of Michelle Trachtenberg's favorite foods was spinach and cheese pasta. Very high in vitamin A. She died of liver disease
- Bisexual women are starting to talk about Ireland the same way white straight dudes talk about Japan
- A perfect joke that they somehow made even funnier in the movie like the clap at the end takes me out every time hats off to the filmmakers for this one
00:00happy women’s day - Cillian Murphy winning the Oscar as the royal family rapidly declines in numbers, territory, relevance, public favor, hair? This is the Irish revenge my granny promised that I would see in my lifetime…
- I assumed that checking the “Keep me signed in on this device” box on the login page would result in ur website actually keeping me signed in on this device but I guess I’m the fucking idiot here huh I guess I’m just a fool
- So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?
- When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace
- My friend Joey during my last relationship which lasted only 6 months long












