SuperBae
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SuperBae
@superbaeee
Super Future’s emotional support animal. Lamb, aka Slamb.
Joined June 2009
- DAMN winter didn’t even spit on it 😩😭😰🌬❄️🍆
- Replying to @SuperFutureDJThe scene wants Kids Bop trap. Let them have it!
- Replying to @fluffypawszOr even *want* guest list. Ya know what dj girlfriends really want? A weekend home to do normal shit. @fluffypawsz insert our merch idea here 😂 “I _____ed a Dj and all I got was this backstage pass” Lmao
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is for cigarette smokers to just GET A GOD DAMN JUUL ALREADY! It’s 2018, literally all the cool kids are doing it. I’M SICK OF SMELLING LIKE YOUR DISGUSTING HABBIT. GET AN E-CIG! AND STOP THROWING YOUR BUTTS ON THE GROWND!
- There are two girls at the show grinding on each other and eating pizza and they are giving me LIFE
- I finally thought of a tweet
- So I’m in this real estate class. There is a lady here that is a real smug know-it-all who has been trolling people for petty shit in my class. I’m walking behind her only to notice a hole in her pants revealing STRAIGHT UNCENSORED BUTT CRACK. It’s the little things in life 😂
- I feel like the festival community has a pretty clever sense of humor... we owe it to ourselves to create better content than “Carl” ☠️☠️☠️
- OMGGGG SO PROUD OF MY BABY!!!! 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️Smashed it my dude!!!!! Need more boom bap slappers in my life so I thank u for this!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
- At my old favorite college bar a very nice young man just handed me a beer on ice (that he snuck in...a shandy, I’ll give him that). I forgot how much college hurts
- Replying to @NikkiSingsSongs and @SuperFutureDJI’ll rent him to you for $69,696
- Tfw you’re shampooing your hair and notice it smells different... only to realize you globbed a huge handful of your embarrassingly expensive face wash that you typically try to use as little as possible. I guess I’m still adjusting to waking up at 5:30 😅🤢😭💀
