filming yourself screwing around for 5 hours until we finally get the reveal of the hands of the woman doing the chores that make the aforementioned 5 hours of screwing around possible is pure narrative perfection
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sensually feeding you grapes just a little bit too quickly and aggressively for you to keep up
- we need an official term for this imagine dragons genre so we can more effectively target and destroy itBenson Boone gives his all during his performance of "Beautiful Things" at the 2025 #Grammys
00:00 - a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other
- Man convicted of killing London Muslim family with truck plans to appeal: lawyer nationalpost.com/news/canada/ma…
- if you dislike property damage boy have i got a cause for you
00:18Breaking: Protestors at McGill university ripped up the new grass lawn in the name of Palestine. The school had to re-grass the lawn after the encampment from last semester destroyed it, now the students are directly disrespecting the groundskeepers. - interestingReplying to @PplsCityCouncilAugust 28, 2024: 17,000 LIBERTY MUTUAL CUSTOMERS IN CA TO LOSE FIRE INSURANCE POLICY abc7news.com/post/17000-lib…
- mormonism is by far one of the most interesting things about american history but not for any of the reasons they want it to be
- midcentury futurists: technology will one day eliminate human suffering and enable us to live life to its fullest, most joyous potential technology:
- the “decontextualized clips from the worst films ever made” genre of tiktok has exploded lately but this one in particular is a flawless distillation of formWhy did it take her so longgg to realize 😩
00:00 - our prior birthrates were the result of human rights abuses of women on an astronomical scale soooo jot that down
- the tree needs to come down but he’s fallen in love with the star and will sit up there for hours mumbling and singing to it
- imagine what a fucking nightmare it would have been if the LOTR movies were made today. chris pratt as aragorn, doing the dreamworks smile as he quips at the battle of the hornburg
- i love walter’s heisenberg hat because it encompasses both the “western black hat trope” and the “dad having midlife crisis and getting a ridiculous hat” themes at once
- what my man sees before bedtimeWhat my man sees before bedtime. No t-shirts and shorts, sorry.
















