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Sugabaddie 🌕
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Sugabaddie 🌕
@sugabaddie
Pompous Blue Check Super Villain. 🇳🇬
London, UK
Joined March 2015
- 1. Charles had a babe called Camilla. 2. Camilla was not a Virgin™️ 3. Tradition dictated that Charles must marry a Virgin™️ 4. Diana was minding her business and facing her front 5. Charles was told to marry her senior sister 6. Her sister smelled a rat and backed out … contdReplying to @Morris_MonyeAhbeg make pasn summarize princess Diana story....wetin dm do to her.
- Sex. Intertribal sex is the only thing that is going to save Nigeria and bring us together I'm going to make it my mission to join Nigerians of different backgrounds in as much intertribal fornication as possible, because this state of tribalistic affairs simply cannot continue
- Replying to @sugabaddie22. After being exposed Charles still hardened his heart and refused to repent from his wicked ways. 23. Diana then decided she was sick of his rubbish and started her own affair. 24. Charles, a pot, accused Diana, a brand new copper pan, of betraying him by having an affair.
- Replying to @sugabaddieI know I said I wouldn’t add another tweet but I don’t know how I forgot to type this important part of the story The press secretly wire tapped one of Charles phones Charles was recorded on live audio telling Camilla he wished to be her tampon so he could live inside her pussy
- Replying to @sugabaddieBONUS: The suspicion partly is due to that aside from Camilla, Charles also had another mistress — this time a babe from Australia called Kanga, who became paralysed after, according to her — when the gist of her being Charlie’s babe blew up, ✌🏾someone✌🏾pushed her out the window.
- Replying to @sugabaddie7. Failing to marry her senior sister, Buckingham Palace discovered Diana was a Virgin™️ 8. In addition to being a Notable Virgin™️©, Diana was from a family more royal than the current royal family 9. Charles married Diana 10. Charles didn’t tell Diana his babe was still Camilla
- Replying to @sugabaddie34. People were very angry with Charles and Camilla and nobody wanted her to be Queen, so for the longest time it was understood that when Charles became King, she would be Princess Consort. 35. Charles convinced Eliza to agree to change it. 36. Camilla held on and is now Queen
GIF - Replying to @sugabaddie16. Frustrated and depressed, Diana developed bulimia and other psychological problems from the stress and started turning into a skeleton 17. After several medical interventions, she started recovering and focusing on charity work and public service 18. Charles envied her fame
- Replying to @sugabaddie11. Diana hadn’t even been engaged to Charles for five minutes when Camilla gave expo. 12. Camilla was married with 3 children to Charles sister’s ex boyfriend 13. Diana became depressed realising she was just there for decoration, and the real marriage was Charles and Camilla.
- My favourite genre of tweets is Muslims pretending that Nigerians have no reason to dislike Islam In Nigeria, Muslims have killed more innocent people for the sake of religion than any other religious adherents Nigerians have a constitutionally protected right to denounce IslamI noticed that southern twitter influencers are fond of making spiteful comments against muslims. Its not a surprise that @bod_republic uses blasphemous tweets to draw attention, and I am more than delighted that the Muslim twitter community isn’t taking it lightly. Lets report
- Replying to @sugabaddie29. Diana and Dodi leave a hotel in Paris in a car not wearing their seatbelts in the back seat. 30. Paparazzi chase the car to get a photo of them, causing an accident in the tunnel, which kills the driver, Diana, and Dodi. 31. People have suspected Charles or Eliza ever since
- Replying to @sugabaddie25. Eliza called Charles and Diana and asked them to divorce instead of disgracing her. 26. They divorce and Eliza strips Diana of her HRH title. 27. Diana starts dating the son of the owner of Harrods - Dodi Al Fayed an Arab billionaire 28. Paparazzi are obsessed with Diana
- Replying to @sugabaddieBONUS BONUS BONUS: Sorry I forgot to add. The middle name of Camilla’s first child (her son) from her previous marriage is… CHARLES. Charles is also her son’s godfather. (And now, his stepfather as well)
