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succession script bot
@succscript
tweeting the succession script every half hour
waystar royco
Joined February 2021
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    hey! sorry to get all of your hopes up but we're going to have to pause the script again - tweetdeck has been changed and is basically unusable, and from the end of the month we won't have access to it as we're unverified (and don't want to pay to be so)
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    I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.
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    That was the only two-hour period in which you did not send an email to Mr. Hirsch with the title... "You Can't Make a Tomlette Without Breaking Some Greggs." You sent the same email to him 67 times in one evening.
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    If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.
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    Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
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    Well, don't threaten me, Gerri. I don't have time to jerk off.
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    Do I wanna call my dad? No, I don't wanna call my dad. Do you wanna call your dad?
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    Oh, Shiv... ♪ Shivvy, Shivvy, Shivvy... ♪ How are you doing over there? You ready to come over? I got a spot for you. Hello? Hello?
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    ♪ L to the OG, dude be the OG, A-N he playin', playin' like a pro ♪
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    Kendall's mentally ill. He's insane.
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    ♪ When I say L, you say OG. L to the... L to the... ♪
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    Greg, what do you know about Nero and Sporus?