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I’m So Julia Child
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I’m So Julia Child
@suburban_queer
Educator | Homo | Married and living my best suburban life. (He/him/his) | California transplant SLC, UT
South Salt Lake, UT
Joined May 2021
- DM’d a MUTUAL who lives in NY cuz I had some questions about the logistics of Pride festivities and his answer was “I’m not gonna help a tourist. No one helped me when I moved here” and then he blocked me. Y’all are rude and petty and rotten.
- Replying to @suburban_queerAnd before you ask, I wasn’t asking for a favor or to hang out. Just about the logistics of watching the parade and if he could recommend any clubs he likes. The audacity of me
- Replying to @wastednumbersWhat the actual fuck are you talking about?
Show me two actors with insane chemistry.- Replying to @mych3micalswiftIt was a wild turn of events. We weren’t best friends or anything, but we had chatted a few times. It was just a very bonkers way to react to a simple question.
- One of my students called BYU “the Harvard of the west” and it took every ounce of control I had not to laugh in his face
- Remember when Election Day was “who will win?” Not “will I lose my civil rights soon?”
- Random BYU memory: in American heritage class we were taught that god directly inspired the nazi scientists who made rockets so that we could some day broadcast general conference via satellite
- If I had to describe Spencer Cox’s vibe it would be “2nd counselor in the Elder’s Quorum”
- Replying to @mych3micalswift“We’re best friends, of course we rim each other on the weekends”
- If a student doesn’t feel they can disclose their identity to their parents, that is a PARENTING issue. And if a student discloses to a teacher, they have to right to privacy and affirmation. If your child prefers sharing with a teacher instead of you, that’s on YOU.
- The way I wasted my peak twink years as a Mormon missionary
