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Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-o-…
Stuart Heritage
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Stuart Heritage
@stuheritage
I write books for children and bald men
Joined March 2008
- I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex
- Drives me nuts that this is just sitting there on Instagram and nobody is doing anything with it
- What if Coleen blocked everyone but you to see if you'd share a made-up story about Rebekah Vardy?
- Gonna be a hell of an I'm a Celeb this year
- The worst weather is Better Wear A Coat Today Lol Not Really It's Going To Be Boiling Later weather
- I cannot believe the fastidiously curated collection of students and academics and left-leaning journalists who I follow on Twitter wasn't an accurate representation of the nation's voting intentions
- Slowly washing your hands while singing Happy Birthday to yourself is 100% the sort of thing that a haunted kid in a horror film would do
- Merry Christmas to everyone currently en route from London to their hometown, where they will spend four days swanning around like they're better than everyone else
- At this rate, Donald Trump is going to be greeted into the UK by a Post-It Note on a fridge that reads 'Help yourself to milk'
- My favourite thing about Cheddar Man is that he's just remembered he's having chips for tea tonight
- Supermarket multipacks are the only thing keeping the green pepper industry afloat
