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Kinda funny how Boating Under the Infuence (BUI) would be pronounced “buoy.” Hahahaha. Anyone know a good lawyer?
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- 1 meet hottie at wedding and sense a romantic chemistry 2 forget her name 3 make your ig public 4 tag bride and groom in story so they repost 5 wait 6 wake up and pat yourself on the back again - you are inevitable #theinvisiblehand
- Ooh I’m Joe burrow. I have gorgeous hair and a cute smile. I’m the best pure passer in the league and black guys think I’m cool. My big mansion was robbed so the world found out about my beautiful lesbian swimsuit model sidepiece. Fuck you buddyBREAKING: SI Model Olivia Ponton is the one who called the robbery at Joe Burrow‘s home to the police. Ponton said when she got to Joe’s home, she noticed a shattered bedroom window and his room ransacked, per TMZ. PONTON IS “EMPLOYED” BY BURROW, per the document. WILD…
- Beers: 16 Girls talked to: 1 (friends gf) Dads arm wrestled: 2 Lights camera action 🎥
- Very confused by the concept of office “parties.” Because you’re telling me it’s a party but you’re also telling me not to black out and hit on every girl. But you’re also telling me it’s a party. Do u see the confusion?
- Anyone else see that video of the dude at bass pro shops with an actually pretty average sized wrench?
- Just walked past @BarstoolBigCat. I finger gunned him and he gave me a boat wave. Pretty slim in person. We’re friends now so I won’t tell everyone where his kids go to school
- Most boys dreamed of being NFL quarterbacks. Curing cancer. Going to the moon. Not me.. I wanted to change the world.
- I’d guess around 150k
- If you can’t beat them join them
- Didn’t see merry chrystler once this year. Best fucking christmas ever
