have kept all the wristbands for basically every event I’ve been to since I was 18 and wanted to do something cute with them 💕 (yes I am aware some are upside down, they will be fixed when I can be arsed x)
just rejected a door to door EE salesman saying I was on a work call so couldn’t talk, only for him to walk past my living room window minutes later and saw me eating a sandwich & watching Loose Women
to the little girl who said to her mum “why is that man wearing a dressing gown” when I was picking my deliveroo up yesterday - mind your own fucking business