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Steve
@stipkins
good luck with bookin that stage u speak of
Manchester, England
Born April 30
Joined February 2009
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    didn’t consider it for Eid did ya x
    Boris Johnson 'considering lifting rule of six for 24 hours on Christmas Day' mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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    Boris Johnson in response to any scientific advice
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    have kept all the wristbands for basically every event I’ve been to since I was 18 and wanted to do something cute with them 💕 (yes I am aware some are upside down, they will be fixed when I can be arsed x)
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    Billie Eilish album came to an end then Spotify automatically queued Espresso
    GIF
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    exclusive snap of the waitress at Sexy Fish
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    Dancing On My Own is to the gays what Mr Brightside is to the straights
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    just rejected a door to door EE salesman saying I was on a work call so couldn’t talk, only for him to walk past my living room window minutes later and saw me eating a sandwich & watching Loose Women
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    When someone asks me what Doctor Who is about
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    to the little girl who said to her mum “why is that man wearing a dressing gown” when I was picking my deliveroo up yesterday - mind your own fucking business
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    thinking about this queen today who used a hairdryer to stop people speeding on her street, iconic behaviour
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    I love the new Scottish remix of New Rules 😍
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    my friend from work lives near this hairdressers in Bolton I’m SCREAMING
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    Gemma Collins talking about her love of the dictionary is an iconic moment of media history
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    you just know the children of Mitchell Brook primary school are gonna be acting out the Rebekah Vardy scandal on BFQOTY this year