You are not the king of your brain. You are the creepy guy standing next to the king going "a most judicious choice, sire".
Steven Kaas
655 posts
- The most toxic online subculture I've ever encountered is the Steven Universe fandom, which tries to intimidate me every single day by posting my name and location
- Psychology should study the future threat of robots spreading across the planet. Not to understand them, but so they'll fail to replicate.
- I see reasons to predict a sharp near-term rise in China's economic & military capabilities, e.g. in a few hours the population will wake up
- Why idly theorize when you can JUST CHECK and find out the ACTUAL ANSWER to a superficially similar-sounding question SCIENTIFICALLY?
- You don't truly understand necromancy if you can't explain it to your great-great-great-grandmother.
- GODFATHER: This squid man… how do you say, Cthulhu… you've dealt with him? MAFIOSO: Let's just say… he sleeps with the fishes G: So uh M: No
- This machine kills fascists and, on a failed saving throw, deals 2d10 damage to any center-right creature attempting to wield it.
- A b-zombie is physically identical to a human, but whenever it receives sensory input, it subjectively experiences the entire bee movie.
- Error: Your password must contain at least a 1% chance of being misremembered.
- Days grow shorter, wind gets colder, healthy leaf gets massive loss of chlorophyll, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTUMN. Many such cases!
- Replying to @stevenkaasA p-nut is metaphysically a nut despite being biologically indistinguishable from a legume.
- Scottish cryptid hunters are mauled by a beast whose asbestos fur makes it immune to fire in Kundera's "The Unlightable Bear-Being of Ness".
