Steve Smith
139K posts
Digital media, content, sport, general nonsense, things of that nature. Words here and there, very occasionally for @ESPNAusNZ
Australia
Born May 20
Joined October 2010
- Hi mate. Welcome aboard. Let me show you where they keep the booze. You’ll need it.
- The perfect metaphor for 2020 doesn’t exi- x.com/zerogravityhxp…
- Imagine getting owned like this. You’d delete your account and walk into the ocean.
- I love Virat but this is some absolute clown behaviour from him. Just a pathetic attempt to intimidate a first Test player. If this was an Australian player everyone would be frothing at the mouth about the ugly Aussies. #AUSvsIND
- I don’t care what kind of dad you were. What kind of community member you were. Whether you could play a sport. The nanosecond you decide to torch your kids and their mum you lose any relevance and legacy. Won’t even bother mentioning a name. An unperson.
- Fucking hell that’s absolutely shocking news to wake up to. Vale Shane Warne 😔😔😔
- To be fair, we see our prime minister roughly once a month too
- killing coronavirus with nuclear levels of vegemite might be our only hopeThanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx
- Yeah you’re cool but you’ll never be as cool as Imran playing Shield cricket in a Fred Perry tennis shirt.🇵🇰 On this day in 1992, Pakistan skipper Imran Khan retired from Test cricket. His decorated Test career saw him finish with 3807 runs and 362 wickets 👏
- Brendon McCullum saying he won’t be having a drink with the Australians any time soon. My dude you deliberately ran out a player celebrating his teammate’s hundred. Glass houses, things of that nature #Ashes


















