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Steve Smith
@steve__smith__
Digital media, content, sport, general nonsense, things of that nature. Words here and there, very occasionally for @ESPNAusNZ
Australia
Born May 20
Joined October 2010
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    Siri show me an online murder in three acts
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    Hi mate. Welcome aboard. Let me show you where they keep the booze. You’ll need it.
    Hi @tdpaine36, can you help me out here. I’m doing my best. Hope you’re well.
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    The perfect metaphor for 2020 doesn’t exi- x.com/zerogravityhxp…
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    Imagine getting owned like this. You’d delete your account and walk into the ocean.
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    I love Virat but this is some absolute clown behaviour from him. Just a pathetic attempt to intimidate a first Test player. If this was an Australian player everyone would be frothing at the mouth about the ugly Aussies. #AUSvsIND
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    I don’t care what kind of dad you were. What kind of community member you were. Whether you could play a sport. The nanosecond you decide to torch your kids and their mum you lose any relevance and legacy. Won’t even bother mentioning a name. An unperson.
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    Still in absolute awe of this gesture. Lovely stuff from @imVkohli
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    Fucking hell that’s absolutely shocking news to wake up to. Vale Shane Warne 😔😔😔
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    To be fair, we see our prime minister roughly once a month too
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    Gonna tell my kids this was me #AUSvPAK
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    killing coronavirus with nuclear levels of vegemite might be our only hope
    Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx
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    Yeah you’re cool but you’ll never be as cool as Imran playing Shield cricket in a Fred Perry tennis shirt.
    🇵🇰 On this day in 1992, Pakistan skipper Imran Khan retired from Test cricket. His decorated Test career saw him finish with 3807 runs and 362 wickets 👏
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    Brendon McCullum saying he won’t be having a drink with the Australians any time soon. My dude you deliberately ran out a player celebrating his teammate’s hundred. Glass houses, things of that nature #Ashes