I had so much fun writing this - Barrie Saves Christmas - and it's made me want to get a St Bernard. Amazing dogs. The book's out in early October with loads of brilliant drawings from @Neeneelou#BarrieSavesChristmas@scholasticuk
Trying to find a way to talk about Paul Ritter and struggling. My friend since we were students together. So much talent and it shone from him even as a teenager. I was so lucky to know him and lucky too to work with him many times over the years. Wonderful man. RIP.
There are Priti Patels in every industry. In mine they are the ones who are sweet and charming with the producers & directors and total c*nts to the runners.
This plank would have been striding around the Titanic shouting, “I will certainly NOT get into a lifeboat, I am at supper. This is a monstrous imposition.”
When you think of all the lowlifes, fraudsters, conmen, hucksters, corporate sleazeballs, insider traders, gangsters, bent politicians and emotionally empty sociopathic joy destroyers out there - sure, go after Rashford for feeding kids. You twats.
Just heard @spectator are planning to run a story on me tomorrow about how I have benefitted commercially in the last 18 months…To clarify, I don’t need to partner with brands. I partner because I want to progress the work I do off the pitch and…(1)
Thing about a crisis like this pandemic, it is genuinely not a question of partisan politics - the crisis is either handled well or it’s not. A country like New Zealand has handled it well. We, with the highest death rates IN THE WORLD, have not. That’s just a fact.
We laugh at Trump when he says “if we don’t test for COVID then we won’t discover any new cases” but that’s exactly our own government’s position on Russian interference in our democracy.
I know they’ve told us to move on but two quotes stand out in today’s Sunday Times piece “Boris has always been clear he doesn’t ever say sorry” and Cummings’ reaction to the Durham story going public - “They can go f*** themselves”. #StayElite