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Stephen Grant
@stephencgrant
Comedian, cook, cyclist & climber and not really on X any more. Host @cyclistpod @forgecomedyclub. Nervous #bhafc fan.
Hassocks / Brighton
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    Stephen Grant
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    Sep 18, 2024
    Hey all, I’m pretty much off. I’ve seen some post-Elon flounces off X since he took over - and rolled my eyes at it (“he’s a fascist!” they cry, while eating a Big Mac) but I’ve mainly stuck with this place as it had more pluses than minuses
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    Stephen Grant
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    Jul 22, 2021
    So close to getting through to the next round of Britain’s Got Toilets
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    Stephen Grant
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    Sep 19, 2022
    How can we British organise something this gargantuan and wonderful so impeccably yet fail to renew a passport in under 12 weeks
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    Stephen Grant
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    Dec 20, 2021
    Hi @BorisJohnson. You don't know me, I do/run comedy shows. Your 'wait and see' approach is not a 'mid-way compromise'; it's literally the worst outcome. You currently have the medical modelling and the economic forecasting, to know the range of upshots - so make a decision. 1/2
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    Stephen Grant
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    Jan 11, 2019
    The best bit about ‘Blame it on the Boogie’ is how they summarise the song at the end using bullet points.
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    Stephen Grant
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    Feb 13, 2018
    Well played trains 👏🏻 #pancakeday
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    Stephen Grant
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    Jul 5, 2024
    Great to see jobs going to key workers
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    UK Prime Minister
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    Jul 5, 2024
    James Timpson OBE @JamesTCobbler has been appointed Minister of State (Minister for Prisons, Parole and Probation) in the Ministry of Justice @MoJGovUK.
    James Timpson OBE appointed Minister of State (Minister for Prisons, Parole and Probation) in the Ministry of Justice.
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    Stephen Grant
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    Jun 24, 2016
    UK: We want to leave! EU: no, please don't (UK votes to leave) UK: actually there's no rush EU: no, please fuck off
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    Stephen Grant
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    Dec 25, 2015
    This may have wiped out my coke stash for the holidays but it's all about the kids innit
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    Stephen Grant
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    Nov 27, 2016
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    .@realDonaldTrump genuinely cannot believe someone who wrote this is going to be president
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    Stephen Grant
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    Mar 21, 2014
    I bloody love my wife.
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    Stephen Grant
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    Jun 10, 2017
    Replying to @SHSanders45
    Having trouble translating this into its native Russian
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    Stephen Grant
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    May 9, 2019
    I can’t read Dutch and frankly being able to will only ruin this.
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    Stephen Grant
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    Dec 20, 2021
    Replying to @stephencgrant
    Either tell us when lockdown / restrictions will be - so we know to go ahead or not - or tell us that you definitely won't, or the date you'll reassess. While you don't do either, we have to commit to a plan where everything stays open, and nobody buys tickets. We're dying. 2/2