when i was 22 i dated a guy who was 27 who broke up w me because we were “just at different places in our lives” and then he told me “for example i have to stretch every morning”
steph
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steph
@steph_mcca
growing my hair out @regular_girl1
- what i do on the calculator app is between me And God
- girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen
- banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
- wait Noooooooo why are plane tickets so expensive . Youre going that way anyway just give me a ride
- i miss all of my little routines and errands i am NOTHING without my little routines and ERRANDS
- teens call it "ig" young millennials say "insta" and old millennials say "gram." what do i do with this research i have been collecting it for months and i am very proud of it
- googling the stages of grief trying to see if i can get them finished in 10 min tops
- soooooo thankful for this goof!!!! 😍 *photo of boyfriend who clearly hates women looking absolutely dead in the eyes while wearing patriots jersey and dark wash denim*
- hello tampon at the bottom of my purse . I love doing this crazy life with u
- oh great everybody online made up these people called “The try guys” and they’re all pretending theyve known about them forever in order to trick me
- why does she look like she keeps trying to get food out of her teethNew ‘SNL’ promo with host Chris Rock & musical guest Gracie Abrams.
- “suicide prevention month!!! <3 remember to BE KIND” - girls who stopped being friends w me because sometimes i get kind of weird & sad for multiple months in a row
- landlords are addicted to being like I have given you the ugliest fucking cabinets in the world & if u do anything to them I’ll kill u
