all NPCs should be programmed to stay the fuck out of doorways.
thanks for coming to my ted talk.
steimer
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steimer
@steimer
Berlin, Germany
Joined December 2008
- do they call it fallen order because you’ll fall off the edge of the map a billion times jesus christ
- I remember being so terrified then. However we were incredibly lucky that 1) he had good insurance and 2) was diagnosed early. He’d been feeling “off” for a few months but was believed & escalated through the system. You know your body - if something isn’t right, seek help.Eight years ago today, I began my fight with cancer. It's a date I don't think about until I see it on the calendar, but a time in my life that's always with me. As always, thank you for getting my through it. ❤️ youtu.be/_dx0W0s9s2Q
- I’m moving to Berlin! It’s been a dream of mine to live outside of the US, but hadn’t found the right fit. This is an incredible career opportunity for me and I’m just as excited to be living in Germany. 🇩🇪 This does mean I’ll be leaving @WhatsGoodGames. (1/2)
- Replying to @steimer and @GameOverGreggyI know the video didn’t exist yet, but this is why we broke up 4 years ago
- Me: *turns TV on* Xbox: *also automatically turns on* oh hi! were you looking for me??? Me: ... *changes input to PS4* Xbox: ...
- I remember when I asked Greg to introduce us cause I thought you seemed cool and I wanted to be friends. Now we’re business owners and travel buddies and I’m so grateful to have you in my life. Happy birthday @andrearene! ❤️❤️❤️
- cant wait to kill Ashley in ultra HDCalibrations complete. Relive the legend of Commander Shepard, remastered in 4K Ultra HD. Mass Effect Legendary Edition launches May 14. Learn more: x.ea.com/67661
00:00 - My hope for the next generation of consoles: boxes that don’t sound like they’re about to take off into space 🚀
- I can’t help but think that if Jon had just taken one for the team and fucked his aunt one more time none of this would have happened. #GameofThrones
- lowest I’ve been on the scale in a long time, but really more stoked about the fact that my clothes are looser 💪🏼
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