im addicted to thinking "i should watch a movie" for two hours and then not watching one and then thinking "well its too late to start one now" and than staying up for an additional two hours
non-insane automaton
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all eyes look up to me
- i forgot about transphobia and i thought that this was just about how hideous those shoes are
- i like the part about how eating only mccdonalds for a month fucked up his liver while neglecting to mention the fact that he was an alcoholic his entire adult life
- being 25 with 19-24 year old friends feels like this
- watching the simpsons for the first time is like. wow. this is where you guys get your jokes from
- this is how Hideo Kojima postsit's Friday and I'm reading the Poor Things book and I have a Coke
- Really awesome to see a body that looks exactly like mine used as an object of disgust. Really awesome to know how many people see me as mutilated. Like this could be a photo of me. I could post a photo of myself with a shirt off and be spoken about like this.Harris wants more of this.
- If you replace the word ‘Zionist’ with ‘Jew’ in a sentence that you’re about to say, and it sounds antisemitic, reconsider what you’re about to say. 🕊
- "omg yall literally cant do anything" has set mental health discourse back like a decade and a half
- Don't like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. that's too late for them to be inventing new types of bread.
- self titled albums are so funny like can you imagine pulling that shit off in any other medium
- rough recreation of an actual outfit i saw somebody wearing on campus













