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Stassi Schroeder Clark
@stassi
Los Angeles
Joined March 2010
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    It’s a really good day. 💙 My book is officially OUT. If you haven’t already ordered it, feel free to. Or don’t, whatever you think. Okay cool, ttyl. #owmh
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    Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.
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    OMG. I feel like Meghan Markle. 💍 ift.tt/2OxT3cb
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    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME JORDYN. Yea, I’m gif’ing myself. I’m angry.
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    Yesterday was the best day of my life. I love you so much it’s disgusting @iambeau. Can not thank @LisaVanderpump enough for making the night a freaking DREAM.
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    We’re all in agreement that we need to stay inside, wash hands, and that Carole killed her husband, right? #TigerKing
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    Getting engaged to Beau in a graveyard was the best moment of my life, but need to thank @LisaVanderpump for welcoming my family & friends into her home to celebrate after. It was already magical but she helped it go NEXT LEVEL (and so posh) ❤️
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    Beau thinks I weigh 103 lbs. It’s so cute.
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    I constantly get “bring back season 1 stassi” tweets. And when I do, y’all go calling me to the guillotine. Pick a lane, please.
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    All these ppl tweeting at Beau to “run” like he wasn’t aware I was psycho before now.
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    I’m willing to go back to waitressing at SUR for this quarantine to be over. Honestly— at this point, I’d pay to put on that SUR dress and clock in.
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    This feels like the time I quit Vanderpump rules, moved to New York and didn’t know what to do with myself.
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    I don’t even think I know how to socialize anymore. Once this is over, I’m going to be so weird at parties.
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    So planning a wedding that may be nonexistent is fun. Def recommend.