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Star Lure
@starlarbu
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams). mostly on threads and bsky nowadays!
Oaktown
Joined August 2008
- I do not like the seoul plastic surgery clinic's lobby jawbone shard tower
- Replying to @middlingwifesome parents are so terrible at getting their kids arrested. not me tho. i got all my kids in jail. my 8 month old is charged with vehicular manslaughter
- Replying to @fineanddanyafrom now on I'm closing emails with "Your Well Fucked Friend,"
- me texting my roommate after bringing a new pet home from my yellowstone trip
- Replying to @pheenohWe apologize for letting you down, but we are dedicated to making things right. Attached, you will find a voucher which can be redeemed at any time for DoorDash credit:
- Replying to @CruzKayneI am not sure I understand/believe this impersonation stuff. But I do think your wife has a point. About the devices/roblox. It has been a challenging year. Love, Your Boss (from work)
- Replying to @hexpraxthe tiktok girl was unable to save the rat but her valiant efforts did not go unnoticed. the rats have awarded her the key to the sewers and she is a highly sought guest at all the finest sewer banquets
- Replying to @fox_sheldon and @wsvnshameful! I'm a police officer and raise my 6 yo son to respect authority. we watched this segment together and it affected my son so deeply that he won't stop saying he wants to grow up to be a fire fighter
- Replying to @hexpraxa tesla can actually sense whether the entity it is barreling toward has a soul. the feature won't stop the car from running it over but the car will comprehend what it has done
- Replying to @GoodRedditme texting my cat after he ate the leaves off my succulent
- Replying to @ReactiveRichwomen are generally hairless, cold blooded reptiles. if you feel endothermic body heat emanating from a a woman, it is likely not a woman but a disguised seraphim
- Replying to @iilovegrapeswow. the titanic. all the ill fated ship's passengers praying for rescue as they sink into the sea. like a doomed load's sperm praying for eggs as they drip down the interior of the car. what sadness!
- Replying to @youhateai and @hexpraxok but are you going to put the people sleeping on the streets in a little cardboard box so they can spend the night on your coffee table before you take them to the vet to be euthanized
