One day, I learn to strike as deftly as Obi Wan Pelosi. Until then, I am only her Padowan #morbidlyobese
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Senator Scott Surovell - ssurovell.bsky.social
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Senator Scott Surovell - ssurovell.bsky.social
@ssurovell
Dad ● Majority Leader Dem Senate Caucus ● Trial Lawyer ● 46er (#10312) ● X-Country Cyclist ● Kilimanjaro & Cayambe Vet ● Jedi (Purple Lightsaber)
- Devin Nunes has sued: - @RyanLizza & @mcclatchy - $150M - Twitter/@DevinCow/@mom_nunes - $250M - @CNN - $435M Total Sought - $835M or about the net worth of @Tiger or @drdre The big question: Who is paying for this? Anyone have any ideas?
- Started the day yesterday with about 6,500 Twitter followers and finished it with about 14,000. Thank you Devin Nunes for the push - Let's keep it going and Happy Thanksgiving! #DirectorOfButtLicking
GIF - First time I've seen one of my firm's pleadings quoted on Twitter but happy to help put a silly SLAPP suit to death by a thinned skinned Congressman!“It is self-evident that cows are domesticated livestock animals and do not have the intelligence, language, or opposable digits needed to operate a Twitter account.“ sacbee.com/news/politics-…
- All in all it’s just another brick in the wall
- Governor just found out that the laws actually apply to the Governor of Virginia🚨Breaking: A Federal judge ordered the voter registrations of 1,600+ voters in Virginia to be restored. Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s administration had canceled the voter’s registrations because they believed they were non U.S. citizens. @7NewsDC
- Nunes now threatening to sue Congressman @tedlieu - who has immunity under the Westfall Act - In the courthouse we call people like Nunes "serial filers" - Time to rename SLAPP suits #NunesSuits #DirectorofButtlicking @DevinCow @AdamParkhomenko
- Gonna be wearing masks for some time so I figured I'd get a new one that makes a bit more of a statement
- Too many Twitteratti take their thumbs for granted - The next round of Nunes v. Mom, Cow, & random subpoenaed Democratic bystanders is going to be epic!LOLOL: my attorney who reminded Devin Nunes that cows don’t have thumbs is just 2.2k followers away from hitting 20k!! Retweet & follow @ssurovell
- Two outcomes of Devin Nunes' lawsuits - (1) He triples my Twitter follows + (2) VA Senate Courts Committee Chair commits to fix VA's anti-SLAPP law - Can you bring some more lawsuits? #DirectorOfButtLicking @dancaseysblog @roanoketimes @AdamParkhomenko
- My client hasn't been sued but he's been subpoenaed - Like a virus, @RepDevinNunes leaves a trail of victims larger than just the satirical Twitter accounts he targets and who knows how he/it's funded @AdamParkhomenko @DevinCow
- 10 years in the minority - No More!7:58 PROJECTION: It’s official, Democrats have won the VA Senate. LATEST: 20 DEMS (+2), 13 GOP, 7 to go
- They ain't playing around in Georgia and good to see this prosecution is being led by a Republican - prosecuting crime shouldn't be partisan @FairfaxNAACP @PresPWCNAACP @virginia_naacp @ACLUVA @JusticeFwdVa @NACDL
- Uh oh! Looks like the @WashPost said something bad about @DevinNunes so I bet they get sued next. I hear Virginia's courts are good place to file. I hope they have good counsel! #DirectorofButtLicking #SLAPP #Nunesgotcaught @AdamParkhomenko @DevinCow washingtonpost.com/national-secur…
