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David Squires
@squires_david
Guardian, 11 Freunde and Far Out cartoonist, five-a-side gun for hire.
Joined July 2011
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    Say something like: Hello, I’ve got a book coming out soon. If you like my cartoons, you might like the book. guardianbookshop.com/chaos-in-the-b…
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    For two days, my brain has been singing ‘COVID-19’ to the tune of ‘Come on Eileen’ and now you are infected too.
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    I’m not on cartoon duty until next week, but here’s something I drew a couple of years ago, depicting Maradona skipping through the entirety of English history to score his second goal.
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    I genuinely thought another mascot had been given the elbow.
    Casper Sloth has left the club by mutual consent.
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    FFS, lads; I’ve only got eight panels.
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    Here's this week's cartoon:
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    I envy my partner’s complete lack of interest in football. When I told her England had lost on penalties, she consoled me by saying, “oh well, at least it went on longer, so you got to watch more football”.
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    Earlier than usual, here’s this week’s cartoon:
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    Here’s this week’s cartoon for @guardian_sport
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    Bold decision by the Bundesliga Highlights Show to hire Toast of London as a translator.
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    Here’s this week’s cartoon x
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    Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cart