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I like your suspenders,
jackson
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jackson
@squashedlikebug
Winston-Salem, NC
Born July 14
Joined August 2022
- I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues
- A library card should also grant you access to some random doors around the city to encourage reading
- I am financially advising you to convert all of your money into pennies and then convert those pennies into flattened pennies at the zoo or natural science museum
- Cool dentist I saw climbing around his dentist office on instagram
- oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there
- i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it
- Even if you shrunk King Kong down to the size of a normal gorilla there would still be something special about him
- would Love to be reduced down to a Simmer , i Need that right now
- [ after finding out you have a Lemon tree in your backyard ] i’ve Always considered us Good friends,
- eating a pink frosted donut with sprinkles and then needing to eat a normal glazed one to ground myself and remind myself im just a normal guy and i shouldn’t get so carried away
- you shouldn’t have to Look up what Streaming service has tom and jerry , it should be a Public work , there should be a Button on every remote that puts on some Cartoons , it should be as Seamless as a Light switch
- Wearing a tshirt you got from a tshirt cannon probably feels electric
