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John Green
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John Green
@sportswithjohn
Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon. Biz: [email protected]
- Just saw the Barbie movie. The film does NOT address the tuberculosis crisis. I REPEAT: The Barbie Movie is NEARLY TWO HOURS LONG, contains THOUSANDS OF WORDS OF DIALOGUE, and never once even MENTIONS tuberculosis.
- Pressure Hank to work: NO. Continue to tease Hank: YES. Give Hank unsolicited medical advice when you are not a professional in the field of lymphoma: NO. Give Hank unsolicited pelican GIFs: YES.
- One thing about Gen Z: They do not want to take a selfie. They want to take a proper goddamned picture.
- Y'all the Olympics just took off Marie Antoinette's head while playing French metal music? This is the craziest shit I've ever sen.
- Replying to @hankgreenThat's cool but Obama told me "Don't forget to be awesome" and I didn't even have to get cancer.
- One side effect of chemo you might not know about is tweeting 42 times a day.
- Ben Shapiro is trying so hard to become my new nemesis. Like, sweetheart, I know you want me, okay? I know you're pissing me off because to your demented consciousness that seems like flirting. But Ben: It's not gonna happen. I'm just not into small-time nemeses. I've got TB now.
- Some important news from Hank. My little brother is my closest collaborator, oldest friend, and my absolute hero. Thank you for loving him as I do, and supporting us--and each other--in a tough time.
- Just got called "Hank Green's brother" in public, and then they apologized, but don't! It's my favorite designation. I'm so proud to be his brother--proud we've gotten closer over 17 years of working together, and that we've built stuff together that we couldn't have made alone.
- Replying to @Tom_SchadA reporter asked Stephen Nedoroscik about the most famous person he's interacted with on social media in the past few days. He said John Green, the author who wrote "The Fault in Our Stars," tweeted about him. "That was insane," he said.
- I feel so bad for people who don't like football. Imagine. They don't even know what just happened between Albania and Croatia.
- Drake is learning an important lesson: Never go to war with a rapper who won a fucking Pulitzer.
- Alice just found out that she has tickets to the Eras tour for her 10th birthday. Stuff I've heard in the last hour: "I already have my outfit planned." "This is the best day of my life." "I don't believe this." "Are you sure it's not a trick?" "I am going to make 40 bracelets."
