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Spencer Jones
@spendals
Herbert Clunkerdunk, Mr winner, Big Babies, Ted Lasso, Upstart Crow. CONTACT ME FOR LIVE WORK! DM OR EMAIL
London, England
Joined December 2011
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jun 24, 2022
    There are people out for their morning jog. At GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL. Jogging. At a festival. They’re not high, late, lost, running away from invisible monsters. They. Are. Jogging. At fucking Glastonbury. #Glastonbury #Glastonbury2022 #glasto #waitrose
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    Spencer Jones
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    Nov 24, 2021
    I asked my son (8) if he’d like to get married. He said yes. I asked a man or a woman? He said it could be either. Later he said I know who I want to marry, then he pointed to his penis and shouted THIS GUY. Then he pulled down his trousers to reveal he had put a ring on it.
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    Spencer Jones
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    Apr 13, 2020
    If you’re struggling today, then think back to an ex who was a nightmare and imagine still being with them and being stuck indoors with them now. That’s what I keep doing and it really helps.
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    Spencer Jones
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Standing room only on a packed train. I'm deep in thought. I pout when I think. Train stops suddenly. I accidentally kiss a small bald man on his head. 4 more stops.
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jan 14, 2021
    They keep deleting this.
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jun 10, 2020
    Every time she comes in to my ‘work’ room, she does something funnier in one minute than I’ve managed all day. It’s lovely but slightly infuriating.
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    Spencer Jones
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    May 6, 2022
    My comedy special is out today on Amazon prime. Thanks to soho theatre and Amazon for having me. There’s a lot of help I’ve had from various legends over the years and there’s a little bits of all of them in there. Thank you!
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jan 12, 2022
    The second series of THE MIND OF HERBERT CLUNKERDUNK begins 26th January BBC 2 PLEASE WATCH IT. MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jul 26, 2022
    Music. Fucking brilliant isn’t it?
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    Spencer Jones
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    Jun 5, 2020
    I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT POLITICS. BUT CAN WE HAVE A CLEVER PRIME UK MINISTER AND A NICE AMERICAN PRESIDENT NEXT TIME PLEASE. (bye bye some followers)X